INFO

ABOUT THE PLAYLIST

Summary:

the trashy modern zelink au is a semi-conceptual narrative set in modern-day hyrule where link is a renowned but unhinged student athlete who wields the master kitchen knife, and zelda is a frustrated company heir (and child of a shady businessman) who wields the power of the triforce, which is a gun. this honestly started off as a joke but i just kept on adding to it, so now i'm obsessed.

the songs included in this playlist depict the experiences of our protagonists in the au, and is divided into four parts of the overarching timeline, following several characters (but mostly zelda and link). there is a music player embedded in the bottom of the desktop browser, but i'll also link the spotify link below. idk i'm simply out here living my life man i'm just always thinking of them [breaking heart emoji]

my mother and i

lucy dacus
about:

this is about zelda and their mother, and what a mother passes down in divine blood. zelda is 'trapped in their body' (their corporeal form) 'kept from the other side' (hylia's form). the 'second life' pertains to the everlasting cycle of goddesses and heroes brought on by demise's curse. and this song is just overall fucked up.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
My mother hates her body / We share the same outline / She swears that she loves mine

We are down to Earth / We see eye to eye / We dig our feet in / My mother and I

[Verse 2]
They called me an old soul / When I was too young to know / The difference between a soul and a ghost / I feared what was inside / Trapped in my body kept from the other side / A spirit searching for her second life

[Chorus]
We want love / Warm and forever / We want to die in the presence of our loved ones / My mother and I

[Outro]
All she has given / All I have taken

class of 2013

mitski
about:

zelda gets past middle school and their mother is dead, and rhoam regains custody. it was at this point that they have discussed amongst one another that zelda will be the company heir, and they have no choice of pursuing their own dreams.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Mom, I'm tired / Can I sleep in your house tonight? / Mom, is it alright / If I stay for a year or two?

[Verse 2]
Mom, I'll be quiet / It would be just to sleep at night / And I'll leave once I figure out / How to pay for my own life too

[Verse 3]
Mom, would you wash my back? / This once, and then we can forget / And I'll leave what I'm chasing / For the other girls to pursue

community gardens

the scary jokes
about:

hylia explains one of the many ways the world could end, a sentiment that zelda would repeat time and time again.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Full disclosure, I am a monster / A creature of despair, not that that should be a cause for concern / If there's one thing I've learned in all my years here / It's that despair is less abundant in those who understand / How to plant their hearts in community gardens

[Chorus]
You'll be fine, you honeycomb / Who could ever hurt you? Who could be so cold? / You'll be fine, oh honey pie / Who could ever hurt you? Who could be so unkind?

[Verse 2]
The culmination of man's mistakes came the day / The sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass / If there's something to be learned from all these losers / It's that the price that you pay / For arrogance and a false sense of immunity / Is to face the wrath of a dying star

existential crisis hour!

kilo kish ft. donald glover
about:

zelda is in the dream realm, coming to terms with the fabric of their existence and how it affects the structure of the world, but also they just have questions because what else would you expect them to do in the immediate presence of god?

lyrics:

If I can't choose to be born / and I'm meant to make my own rules / but I must die, / Is there a point? / No- Yes / If I can make up a point, / Is it valid? / Yes No / Can we all exist / with our set of purposes for living? / Yes / Is anyone wrong? / No, no / Is wrong even a factor? / No / Is any reality fixed? / No

If I'm in my body / and you're in yours with no way to swap, / How can we ever truly be together? / (Can't)

No matter how hard I press my face into yours / A space remains / so am I alone? / Yep / Nope / God no

bust your kneecaps

pomplamoose
about:

it's a bit of a funny song about being involved with a mafia family. at the moment zelda has a mafia prince vibe about them so that' s pretty much it.

lyrics:

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Might you recall? / We've got a small family business (business) / And the family won't like this

brutus

the buttress
about:

zelda's animalistic hatred of the prophesy.

lyrics:

I love you, and if you want, I'll call you king / But why do I lie awake each night thinking / Instead of you, it should be me? / Something wicked this way comes / And as I set to face it, I'm unsure / Should I embrace it, should I run?

What motivates me - hatred? Is it love? / What's more wrong - that I too wish to be great / Or my mother wished she'd had a son?

animal

sir chloe

about:

their 'give me what i want' attitude is highlighted in this song. i know this is about like a toxic relationship with a lover but i like to think that it's with zelda's mom.

lyrics:

[Chorus]
Make me behave like an animal / Make me behave like an animal / I'm asking nicely, give me what I want / I'll ask politely, give me what I want

heroin

badflower
about:

that hylia-damned zelda. zelda's complex, suffocating relationship with their mother (see the short animated film below for a parallel) gets the best of them in the worst of times.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
She's in my head again / She knows where I have been / I'm going down that road again / She's in my bed again / She marks her fingerprints in my skin / I breathe her perfume in / And it burns like heroin

[Pre-Chorus]
Now she's in me / And I can't let her go

[Chorus]
And my bones are caving in / And she stole my faith again / And I wish you well / Oh, for the night / 'Til you come again

so hot you're hurting my feelings

squirrel flower
about:

link is killing the games, zelda's at a party unenthusiastically swaying to a song that makes zelda think of them. they find that they're yearning for something more but there's still that unmistakeable divide between them.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Not like I'm countin' the days / But it's been twenty-five / You're out there killin' the game / But damn, I miss you tonight

[Pre-Chorus]
And I'm out at a party, they're playin' our song / I cry on the dance floor, it's so embarrassin' / Don't send me photos, you're makin' it worse / 'Cause you're so hot it's hurtin' my feelings

[Chorus]
I get a little lonely / Get a little more close to me / You're the only one who knows me, babe / So hot you're hurtin' my feelings / Can't deal

black sheep

metric (brie larson version)
about:

zelda finds that link had enrolled in their college. some of this is addressed to link, some to hylia.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Hello again / Friend of a friend, I knew you when / Our common goal was waiting for the world to end / Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend / You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick, the past again

interstate

big thief
about:

zelda's rocky relationship with their father grows rocky. they are alienated from each other due to several factors snowballing into a general displeasure with each other.

lyrics:

You could hold her close / At night in your slumber / Dream her as a child when you loved her mother

Now you're in her house / She is smiling in a dress / She is not a woman, you are just a guest

Interstate, poison freeway / Takes you down the line / You could go back in time

stop smoking (we love you)

car seat headrest
about:

because zelda smokes. and people are generally not pleased with that. understandably so.

lyrics:

Stop smoking, we love you / And we don't want you to die

i'll choose a side and shut up, alright

johnny foreigner
about:

background miphvali anyone... idk where to put this yet.

lyrics:

I'd choose a side if he'd let me / But first I'd choose to be somewhere to think / We're drunk when we show so we're tired when we leave / And that's his choice / And he won't leave with me / So come on boys

chicken noodle

small crush
about:

it's just a fun little mipha song

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Chicken noodle on my shirt / All my shoes are filled with dirt / Haven’t done my laundry in a week / How many friendships can I keep?

[Chorus 1]
I’m a mess / I’m a mess / I’m a mess

mommy

r.i.p. ft. nick stratton
about:

zelda wakes up in the dream realm. hylia is gigantic, looming above them like a skyscraper. zelda receives a gun, and is now set out to right some wrongs. there aren't any lyrics here but it's inspired by where the song came from, an animation called twins in paradise. hylia says almost nothing, just tells zelda that it's dangerous to go alone and to take the gun. maybe zelda ends up shooting hylia. idk!

a little bit alexis

annie murphy
about:

i JUST found this song. it speaks for itself

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star / I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car / I'm expensive sushi, I'm a cute huge yacht / I'm a little bit single even when I'm not

[Verse 2]
I'm a Prada handbag, I'm a naughty elf / I'm a little bit "go girl!" when I touch myself / I'm a hieroglyphic, I'm an open book / I'm a little bit cray-cray if you steal my look

[Bridge]
Everybody's got a pool boy (Yummy) / Everybody's got a horse (Neigh) / Everybody's got a billboard (Times Square) / Everybody's got a vault (It's locked) / Everybody's got a stalker (Uh-oh) / Everybody's got a horse / But now, you've got Alexis

superiority complex (big noise)

illuminati hotties
about:a lot of this is just BAMF zelda content, but with the added bonus of it having a theme of a beef with record labels and other artists, and, well, rhoam owns a talent agency company. big deal.

lyrics:

[Verse 2]
First I made frenemies / Made me a lot of frenemies / Now I owe ’em seven stacks / And won't even get the circle P / So pretty please / Ain't it easy when you're eating from the fists of all the young guns / Who hardly ever thought they could be?

[Chorus]
Big noise / Decoy / They want it / They want a real shot, cowboy / Big noise / Decoy / You want me? / You want the real stuff, real noise

that funny feeling

bo burnham
about:

this, albeit is a humorous song, perfectly encapsulates the state of hyrule: fucked up, overrun with dictatorial celebrities, and susceptible to exploding in the near future.

lyrics:

Full agoraphobic, losing focus, cover blown / A book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone / Total disassociation, fully out your mind / Googling "derealization," hating what you find / That unapparent summer air in early fall / The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all

[Chorus]
There it is again / That funny feeling

[Outro]
Hey, what can you say? / We were overdue / But it'll be over soon / You wait

take a slice

glass animals
about:

this song is only mostly about like. a concept. i like the aesthetic of it. it applies to college zelda, it's very sleazy, someone has a gun, lipstick, piercings, smokes, the whole shindig.

lyrics:

[Verse 3]
Sitting pretty in the prime of life / I'm so tasty and the price is right / Stewing in the black dope / I'm filthy and I love it / Studebaker all gold / Got a shotgun in my pocket

[Chorus]
You've gone with the thick rims / Big look with the lip ring and things / Wake me when the bell rings / I'm gonna sleep 'cause you live in my day dreams

beach life-in-death

car seat headrest
about:

this is the most fucked up thing you could ever make me or anyone else listen to so i'll let the lyrics speak for themselves.

lyrics:

She said, "what's with this dog motif?" / I said, "do you have something against dogs?"

I am almost completely soulless / I am incapable of being human / I am incapable of being inhuman / I am living uncontrollably

It's not enough to love the unreal / I am inseparable from the impossible / I want gravity to stop for me / My soul yearns for a fugitive from the laws of nature / I want a cut scene / I want a cut from your face to my face / I want a cut I want / The next related video

I don't want to go insane

Last night I dreamed he was trying to kill you / I woke up and I was trying to kill you / It's been a year since we first met / I don't know if we're boyfriends yet

Do you have any crimes that, that / We can use to pass the time I am / Running out of drugs to try and I / We said we hated humans / We wanted to be humans

In the mall in the nighttime / You came back alone with a flashlight / It was the start of nothing new / And it was my favorite scene / I couldn't tell you what it means / But it meant something to me

beware of the dogs

stella donnelly
about:

one would think the calamity is an undemanding natural disaster, no one would've seen it coming and everyone is washed clean of blame. let's take a look at the state of hyrule even in its ignorance of the beast snoring deep beneath the surface.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
This street is haunted like a beast / That doesn't know its face is frightening to behold / All the painted little gnomes / Smiling in a line, tryna get your votes

[Chorus]
There's an architect setting fire to her house / All the plans were there, but they built it inside out / No one will endure what the sign told them they would / Beware of the dogs, beware of the dogs

[Verse 2]
My home, carpet on the stairs / Everyone in bed, their eyes are white as clouds / Next door, sounds like bloody war / Waiting for the phone, telling us to run

the black angel's death song

the velvet underground
about:

the song about the end times. sort of like a cue, almost.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Myriad had choice of his fate / Set themselves out upon a plate for him to choose / What had he to lose? / Not a ghost bloodied country all covered with sleep / Where the Black Angel did weep not an old city street in the east / Gone to choose

[Verse 2]
And wandering's brother walked on through the night / With his hair in his face on a long splintered cut from the knife / Of GT / The rally man's patter ran on through the dawn / Until we said so long to his skull / Shrill yell / Shining brightly red rimmed and red lined with the time / Infused with the choice of the mind on ice skates scraping chunks / From the bells

a burning hill

mitski
about:

zelda's relentless 'give me what i want' attitude finally caves and burns them out. somewhat hylia-related.

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Today, I will wear my white button-down / I'm tired of wanting more / I think I'm finally worn / For you have a way of promising things / And I've been a forest fire / I am a forest fire / And I am the fire, and I am the forest / And I am a witness watching it / I stand in a valley watching it / And you are not there at all

bark like a god

sloppy jane
about:

i like the many dog motifs in this au, zelda is a little bit of a feral mutt and this song just encapsulates all of being someone with a divine purpose, being someone's (hylia's) dog, and the filthiness of the current society.

lyrics:

Pray in the name of our fathers and their halos of retriever gold, down boy, down / Are you afraid of Silver Shawn? / Fixed my hair, lace underwear, I love the tie he's got on / And amen to my friends for always keepin' it raw / Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a god

carry me out

mitski
about:

zelda's driving on a road that spans miles and miles and miles. the world is crumbling, and they are headed towards their doom, ready to plunge headfirst into darkness.

lyrics:

[Verse 3]
I drive when it rains / At night, when it rains, I drive / And the headlight spirits / They lead me down the Styx / So black it shines

ABOUT THE PLAYLIST: notes
  • if you are on mobile, the filters button is on the top right :^)
  • i litrally own none of the songs in this i've linked the youtube videos and also included a spotify where u can stream the songs heh
  • some of the songs are quite explicit. my apologies they're bangers
  • i recommend using the filters to limit the number of boxes appearing at once, it'll be easier to read that way on desktop as well.